dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(via forgave)

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: africans, via forgave)

greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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(via bullied)